When I was a kid, I got up on Saturday mornings, turned on the TV, and plopped myself down to watch cartoons. Now that I’m an adult, I get up on Saturday mornings, turn on the TV, and plop myself down to watch ESPN’s College GameDay.
Why? It’s not about the special reports or the in-depth analysis, that’s for sure. Instead, it’s all about the absurd, unexpected things you see week and week out.
Maybe a dude wearing a bra and wig will videobomb Chris Fowler. Maybe Lee Corse will wrestle a pig. You just never know.
Today, in celebration of the return of College GameDay, we are going to demonstrate why it’s probably the greatest show in the history of television with just 27 glorious animated GIFs. Sit back, relax, and enjoy.
Regular people don't get drunk first thing on a Saturday morning...but college kids do. And you can always count on them to make GameDay pretty entertaining.
27. Intense College Kids
Of course, alcohol isn't the only thing college kids ingest. That guy in the background there might be on ecstasy...or Molly, as the kids are calling it.
26. High College Kids?
Then again, some college kids just really, really love froyo.
25. Disturbing College Kids
The only thing better than the unruly college kids on GameDay? The mascots.
24. Ducks on Bikes
Here we have Puddles (the Oregon mascot) and Dubs (the Washington mascot) taking part in some sort of anthropomorphic animal mascot danceoff.
23. Ducks Dancing with Dogs
And here is Dubs "attempting"to run hurdles.
(Incidentally, that's what I would look like if I tried to run hurdles.)
22. Ducks Running Hurdles
You can usually count on a celebrity guest joining the College GameDay crew. Sometimes that guest is Stone Cold Steve Austin, and sometimes Stone Cold Steve Austin will chug a few beers.
21. Stone Cold Steve Austin Cameos
Who doesn't love the predictions segment, where Lee Corse reveals who he thinks will win the game of the week by dressing up as that team's mascot?
20. Lee Corso Puts on Weird Costumes
And who would have thought anybody could make Brutus the Buckeye any creepier than he already it?
19. Lee Corso Makes Brutus Even Creepier
When the GameDay crew went to Clemson last year, Bill Murray was the celebrity guest and, as you can see, he was more interested in golf than college football.
18. Sometimes Bill Murry Is There
He was also interesting in body slamming Lee Corso, who was dressed up as Florida State's Chief Osceola.
The Clemson kids were thrilled to see that.
17. And Sometimes He Body Slams Lee Corso
Perhaps the best and most well-known feature of College GameDay are the creative signs...
16. The Amazing Signs
The inappropriate and/or dirty ones, of course, are always a special treat.
15. The Inappropriate Signs
Is this just a case of a dog getting overwhelmed by the commotion and attacking a pom pom, or did that Notre Dame chick teach the dog to attack anyone wearing blue and gold?
14. When Dogs Attack
Speaking of Notre Dame, when Lee Corso picks them to win, he dressed up as a leprechaun and does a little jig...because he's a big supporter of the arts.
13. Dancing Leprechauns
Personally I would never give this man even the most innocuous explosive device. But that's just me.
12. Lee Corso with Pyrotechnics
I also would not give him a sword.
11. Lee Corso Sword Fighting
I would, however, encourage every member of the College GameDay crew to wear jorts whenever they do a game in Florida.
Samantha Ponder is no Erin Andrews, but she's still pretty awesome.
9. Samantha Ponder
It takes real videobombing skill to stand out amidst an entire see of videobombers, and this guy is like the LeBron James of videobombing.
8. Hall of Fame Videobombers
As you can see, he's not a one-trick pony, either. Dude has tons of moves to choose from.
7. Videobombers Who Just Won't Quit
No, this wasn't from a South Carolina game. They were at Michigan for the MU-Notre Dame game. Lee Corse just likes any excuse to talk about cocks.
6. Lee Corso Love Cocks
And on this day, much to Herby's dismay, Lee picked Alabama over LSU.
5. Lee Corso Swings His Trunk
Again, I would never, under any circumstances, let Lee Corso hold a firearm. But hey, it makes for gripping television.
4. Lee Corso Brandishing Firearms
Of course, I would also not let Corso hold an albino alligator, even if the handler is hiding right there underneath the desk.
3. Lee Corso Brandishing Gators
Like I said, Lee Corso Love cocks. At least this time they actually were in South Carolina.
2. Kirk Herbstreit Won't Touch Lee's Cock
Last, but certainly not least, sometimes Kirk gets so fed up with Lee's cock-related hijinks that he just has to strangle a puppy.
Can you blame him?
1. But Kirk Will Strangle Puppies
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