Female Colombian Cycling Team Wearing Suits That Make Them Look Naked (Pic)
The new female Colombian cycling team uniforms are here! Normally, we wouldn’t be so excited, but these things are effing hilarious. They went for a traditional outfit, then sprayed a giant gold stripe across the middle. Only the gold looks flesh-colored. And the shading makes it look like you can see the Colombian cycling team’s bathing suit area.
At first glance it’s hard to believe it’s not intentional. In fact, I still can’t believe that these suits were approved by probably six people and no one said anything—unless those six people are total perverts, which is entirely possible.
Anyway, take a look above and see if you can spot the issue with the Colombian cycling suits. It’s subtle, but it definitely exists.
I mean, THOSE SHADOWS AT THE BOTTOM? COME ON!
They’ve even got smiles on their faces that seem to say, “Yeah. I tried to tell them, but to no avail. These aren’t my genitals, btw.”
That’s what it says in my mind, anyway. Your mileage may vary. If this had been intentional, it would be a much funnier story. Women owning their sexuality and whatnot. Makes you feel good after all this Ray Rice crap. But nope. This is just the story of a team that doesn’t know how to make a uniform. Oh well.