Lions TE Joseph Fauria Injured Himself Potty Training the Cutest Puppy Ever (Pics)
Detroit Lions tight end Joseph Fauria injured himself outside the scope of football this week, which always raises red flags. However, this red flag is furry, adorable, and we wouldn’t dare question it.
Confused? I’m sure you are. We would be too. Joseph Fauria told the Lions that he sprained his left ankle trying to chase his puppy down while it was peeing inside the house.
Fauria saw Lil’ Rufio starting to whiz, then chased after it, spraining his ankle on the stairs in the process. Sure, it’s possible that he really injured it robbing a bank or kicking an orphan, but let’s all believe this story for the time being.
Joe Fauria said he sprained his ankle after missing bottom two stairs while trying to stop his 3-month old dog from urinating in the house
— Detroit Lions (@Lions) September 29, 2014