Flyers Ice Girls Will Return Because the Fans Hated the Men
The Ice Girls might not seem like an important part of the game, but that’s only until you take them away. Then everyone loses their mind and goes apeshit. Ok. Not quite. But when the Philadelphia Flyers put the kibosh on the Flyers Ice Girls and brought the fans conservatively dressed ice men, it made precisely no one happy.
So it’s with a joyous heart and burning in my loins that I announce that the Flyers Ice Girls have returned, and we can now see cute girls shovel ice, as is our fetish.
We wrote about the reception of the ice men a couple weeks back, and it wasn’t pretty. The reception wasn’t pretty, and neither were the ice men. It turns out sexy men aren’t really something that an arena full of Flyers fans wants to watch. They’d rather watch the Flyers Ice Girls and get drunk.
The Flyers offered this Tweet:
— Philadelphia Flyers (@NHLFlyers) September 30, 2014
Haha. ‘You spoke, we listened.” More like, “You made fun of us until we cried, and now we’re giving you what you want because we don’t want you to make us feel that way ever again.”
Bring on the sexy chicks.