Lawrence Timmons Puking A LOT Before AND After a Play on Monday (Video)
It’s not clear what had Lawrence Timmons puking all over the damn place on Monday night, but it’s clear he should see a doctor. I’m pretty familiar with the different types of puking and the Steelers linebacker was spraying in a way I’d never seen. Watery and ABUNDANT.
You want a looping video of it happening? Too bad. You’re getting a looping video of it happening.
Lawrence Timmons puking, folks:
Maybe it was nerves, maybe it was some GI distress. Maybe it’s the real-life sight of Ryan Fitzpatrick’s beard. Whatever it is, it’s more puke than a human should produce. You’ve got a sideline full of doctors, Lawrence Timmons. Visit one. Because next time, you’ll end up puking on a player, and everyone will think it’s funny, except for the player, who will then murder you. Because puking on someone is disrespectful.
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Oh, and if it was more than nerves, feel better, Lawrence. Maybe brush your teeth, too.