Do you know why the internet was invented? It wasn’t for sharing knowledge with people halfway around the globe, or so your aunt could post cat videos on Facebook. The internet was invented solely for the proliferation of Anastasia Ashley GIFs. Al Gore may not have known it at the time, but it’s true. Anastasia Ashley GIFs are the internet’s raison d’etre.
Now, at this point, I suppose some of you might be saying, “Who the hell is Anastasia Ashley?” And I’m going to tell you. Anastasia Ashley is a pro surfer—perhaps not the best pro surfer in the world, but probably one of the hottest and definitely the most famous, thanks mostly to her sexy beach videos. And this list of Anastasia Ashley GIFs is going change your life. Probably.
Take a look.
I thought we should kick off the list with a GIF that proves, right off the bat, the two fundamental claims made in the introduction you just read—namely, that Anastasia Ashley is a surfer, and that Anastasia Ashley is hot.
Of course, this one really is just scratching the surface. Please keep reading...
21. Back and Forth
Not the greatest surfing GIF out there, but not the worst, either. If nothing else Ashley's sponsor, Airwalk, is happy with it.
20. Anastasia Surfing
In case you haven't picked up on this, Anastasia Ashley's greatest physical assest is her...well, you know.
19. Hooray for Underwater Videography
The black & white makes it classy.
18. Anastasia Surfing (Again)
A hot surfer chick who brings you beer? If you haven't had that dream before, you will now.
17. Male Fantasy
Speaking of things you dream about...there's no pitcher of beer in this one, but it's still pretty good.
16. Pool Side
Like I said before, it's pretty clear what Anastasia's greatest physical attribute is.
15. Sorry to Run, Got a Wave to Catch
...in which Anastasia is perpetually pushing up off the board.
14. Part One
...in which Anastasia is perpetually on the board, riding a wave in her pink thong bikini.
13. Part Two
Get it? She's a model surfer, but also a surfer who is a model? Because here she is doing a photoshoot?
Okay, lame pun. Who cares. Look at the GIF.
12. A Model Surfer
As you can tell from the size of those weights, Anastasia Ashley is not really too concerned with building upper body strength.
11. Anastasia Workout, Part 1
As a surfer, it's the core and lower body that she needs to focus on.
(Kids, don't end your sentences in prepositions.)
10. Anastasia Workout, Part 2
But seriously though, if that workout bra were any pinker you could see it from outer space.
9. Anastasia Workout, Part 2
It's all good until some creepy dude get's like two inches from her backside and starts sticking his tongue out at her.
Way to ruin and otherwise fantastic GIF, a**hole.
8. Way to Ruin It, Buddy
I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but it feels strangely erotic.
7. Taking a Seat
That's just Anastasia Ashley (right) and her best friend Jaimie going for a swim...in sexy thong bikinis.
6. Going for a Swim
While it's hard not to like a golfer who gets limber with a giant stogy hanging out of his mouth, I'm going to have to give the edge to Anastasia Ashley here.
Keep up the good work, though, Mr. Jimenez.
5. Anastasia Ashley vs. Miguel Angel Jimenez
You thought Michelle Jenneke had a sexy warmup dance? Her warmup dance is garbage compared to that of Anastasia Ashley. GARBAGE!
4. Sexy Warmup Dance, Part 1
Honestly, I'm surprised more pro athletes haven't incorporated twerkinginto their warmup routines.
3. Sexy Warmup Dance, Part 2
And just you thought the twerking warmup routine was just a one-time thing, here's Ms. Ashley doing it again—different day, different outfit, same sexy beach dance.