Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love Have a Handshake That Mimics Getting High (Video)
In case you were wondering why Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love and the rest of the Cavs are struggling a little bit out of the gate, it’s probably because they’re all drug-smoking criminals. Or that’s the conclusion your grandpa could jump to after seeing the colorful handshake that Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love share.
Set aside a bit of time for this video, because the handshake takes about 30 minutes with all the steps that it entails. But the payoff is worth it.
If I may put my “crusty old-timer” hat back on for a moment…
If they had time to work out that terrific handshake (and it is terrific), then maybe they had some time to do some rebounding drills, or work on outlet passes? I mean, Love is doing well on the glass, but there’s always time for a few more box-out exercises with a player-coach at 6 PM on an off day, right?
Here’s the “handshake”:
That’s a handshake the same way a Broadway performance of Cats was a handshake. Which is to say, this is performance art.
Maybe they need marijuana to win. Or to show up. In any event, the fact that this is such a brazen display and glorification of drug use is pretty damn funny and awesome. Four thumbs up.