Mickey Rourke Boxed a Homeless Guy and Made Him Take a Dive (Video)
Mickey Rourke was once a boxer while he was an actor. But that was about 25 years ago. Since then, he’s done some more acting, possibly some boxing training, definitely got some plastic surgery, and fell in love with small dogs.
I don’t know what any of this means, but it seems to have culminated in the 62 year-old Mickey Rourke going to Russia to fight some transient who trains in his gym. And the other fighter pretty clearly took dives after getting grazed with some weak-sauce punches.
According to some preliminary reports, the other fighter’s name is Elliott Seymour, and he is a 29 year-old homeless man who sometimes swings by Mickey Rourke’s gym. Nice.
Sound weird? Yeah, it’s weird. But so are celebrities. ESPECIALLY Mickey Rourke. Take a look:
Ugh. I would have expected better salesmanship from an actor. As for the recipient of the thrashing, I can’t really blame him for his poor showing because most people, especially boxers, aren’t in the habit of faking defeat. So let’s blame Mickey Rourke for this weird stunt. And let’s definitely never mention his hair.