A New Sexy Kate Upton Video from Sports Illustrated? Merry Christmas, Everbody!
It’s been one whole month since we last did a post about a sexy Kate Upton video. That’s a long, long time. Luckily, the folks over at Sports Illustrated understand that a month is about as long as heterosexual human males can go without seeing Kate Upton frolicking around on a beach. (It’s basic human biology.) So this week, just in time for Christmas and Hanukkah, they gave us another one.
Is the new one substantially different than the last one? No, not really. The last one was called “Kate Upton’s Rookie Photoshoot.” This one is called “Kate Upton Gets Intimate.” And while that definitely sounds more awesome, it’s still basically just a montage of Kate Upton making pouty faces in skimpy bikinis.
That’s totally fine, though. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right?
Right. So without further ado, let’s all ogle Justin Verlander‘s girlfriend’s jugs:
Joy to the world, indeed.