This Falcons Fan Rant Doesn’t Make Sense but Is Still Delightful (Video)
If you’re anything like me, you’re not really, truly relaxed unless you’re being subjected to an angry, unintelligible Atlanta Falcons fan rant. Then the day is truly over and you can exhale. I’m happy to say that with the video below, you’ll be well on your way. The Falcons didn’t win yesterday. They lost very badly in a high-stakes game in a dogsh*t division. However, their fans were making headlines for Twerking and this rant.
So…silver linings, people.
Here’s that rant we promised you:
Either the guy behind this Falcons fan rant is extremely drunk, or he has the laziest tongue in the world.
There isn’t much else to say, except that this man and this woman will now be used as the archetype for Falcons fans in the media. Which is actually probably pretty fitting if you’ve ever been to Atlanta.