The Victoria’s Secret Volleyball Match Is All the Sports We Need Today (Video)

Victoria's Secret Volleyball Match

Because we’re slavishly devoted to ALL sporting events, regardless of gender or if they feature hot women playing volleyball poorly on the beach, we’re ecstatic to present to our readers a collections of clips, commercials, footage, and other crap from the Victoria’s Secret volleyball match.

It took place in conjunction with CBS’ Victoria’s Secret Swim Special, which gave America and the world the rare chance to look at attractive, scantily-clad women. It was riveting television. That hardly ever happens, so it’s not the type of thing you want to pass up, even if you’re super busy on a snowy Friday. So take a look at the clips, and give it your undivided attention, if only for a few minutes. For the love of sport.

Here’s a quick look at the goings-on:

Please note the use of “Hanging with the Boys” as a nod to the super homoerotic volleyball scene in Top Gun. It’s a nice touch.

Because we’re nothing if not thorough, here are more clips of the game, which featured¬†Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, and Lily Aldridge:

If I write any more about the Victoria’s Secret volleyball match, I’m just gonna ruin it for everyone. This is an event best expressed visually, so go forth and enjoy.