Blazers Fan with a Tremendous Beard Hits Half-Court Shot, Wins a Car (Video)
The man, who strangely hasn’t been identified in reports, so we’ll just call him Mr. Beardley, not only won a Toyota Avalon Hybrid, but also got to high-five Robin Lopez.
Talk about an embarrassment of riches! I would have been thrilled with just the high-five!
The Blazers ended up knocking off the Mavs, running away with the game in the 4th, but this guy is the MVP. I mean, he’s a white guy in Portland with a beard. He might be the city’s mayor for all we know! And if he’s not, I think this notoriety might urge him to run. Now that he’s got that Avalon Hybrid, people won’t be able to criticize his carbon footprint. And for his campaign video, they can just show a repeating clip of that shot.
This Blazers fan would get my vote. And my heart.