“Who Wants to Sex Mutombo” Is the Best Pickup Line of All Time (Video)
There’s long been a rumor among NBA insiders that, back in his glory days, the great Dikembe Mutombo would just walk into a night club and ask, “Who wants to sex Mutombo?”
Of course, Mutombo has long denied this rumor. So have most other former NBA stars who, having sewn their wild oats and settled down, probably worry that tales of their own sexcapades might come to light.
However, on Thursday, ESPN’s Dan Le Batard and Bomani Jones scored a huge win for important, hard-hitting sports journalism. While interviewing Miami Heat great Alonzo Mourning, they caught him off-guard with a surprise attack and got him to admit that, yes, the “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” thing is true.
And apparently it worked. Plenty of women actually did want to sex Mutombo.
Take a look:
I don’t know about you, but “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” is going to be my go-to pickup line from here on out.