The 25 Hottest MLB WAGs of 2015
Spring training has ended, and we’re getting ot the thick of the baseball season. While that means we’re in for lots and lots and lots of baseball games, it also means that we’re due for our annual list of the hottest MLB WAGs. That’s wives and girlfriends for you keeping score at home. This time around, we’ve got the 25 hottest MLB WAGs coming at you, and we were able to get to that number with (almost) no workarounds or loopholes. Ok. So a couple or two MAY have broken up recently, but that’s it. Other than that, we’re all on the up-and-up. So come with us as we examine what one of the best jobs in the worlds affords you as regards women. It’s pretty impressive.
Will Middlebrooks may have earned the ire of more than a few men by taking Jenny Dell off the market, but all’s fair in love and war. He’s currently an infielder in San Diego, and summer’s almost here, so if you’re down that way, keep an eye out for Jenny in Del Mar rocking a bikini bod. But keep your distance…she’s a taken woman, after all. But don’t expect her to be around in the fall or winter. She’s taken a gig with the NFL on CBS, so we’ll be able to check her out every Sunday.
25. Jenny Dell
If you want a hot wife, pitch for the Dodgers. I guess it’s some combination of the southern California lifestyle coupled with the stardom of being a pitcher that women just flock to. Oh yeah, the money. That’s always helpful, too. Zach Greinke is currently enjoying all three of those virtues, and he’s got Emily Greinke to show for it.
24. Emily Greinke
It isn’t only Dodgers pitchers who get the girl in LA. The Angels, despite being way down in Anaheim, have some clout, too. CJ Wilson tied the knot with this Brazilian beauty in 2013, and I’m going to guess they’re going to have some of the best looking kids of all time. Like, scary-attractive.
23. Lisalla Montenegro
Freddie Freeman sounds like a video game character, but he’s actually been with the Braves since way back in 2007. And we shouldn’t make fun of his name, even if it’s totally ridiculous, because he’s got Chelsea Goff, which totally nullifies having a crazy name. There isn’t much on Chelsea, but we got a picture, and that’s worth a thousand words, so I’m told.
22. Chelsea Goff
Here, at the top of the list, we get a lot of the Instagram girls that we just don’t know much about, but we can guess. They’re probably models of some sort, and they likely wanna be actresses. Oh, and they’re really hot. David DeJesus tied the knot with her, and I’m sure that’s all the validation she needs, but the Instagram is still nice for us on the outside looking in.
21. Kim DeJesus
Red Sox ace Clay Bucholz seems to have more than curveballs in his arsenal after bagging the gorgeous Lindsay Clubine. Naked photos of her surfaced on the Internet after she got her phone hacked, much to the dismay of both Bucholz and Clubine, who’ve been happily married since all the way back in 2009.
20. Lindsay Clubine
Her name says it all. Actually, no. Her body says it all. And then some, but her name is pretty damn awesome. A girl named Britney Binger is either going to be really hot and live up to expectations, or fail to live up to the badass Binger name. Lucky for Grady Sizemore, this Britney Binger is an overachiever.
19. Britney Binger
Ryan Braun and Larisa Fraser’s relationship hasn’t been smooth sailing, as the couple has gone through PED issues, fidelity rumors (likely more than rumors, judging by the accounts), and the public eye following them every step of the way. Nonetheless, the lingerie model and baseball star married in Malibu 18 months ago, and things have been (relatively) quiet since.
18. Larisa Fraser
Evan Longoria got not only a Playmate in Jaime Edmondson, but a former Miami Dolphin cheerleader. That’s like taking two hot girls of the market. But we can’t exactly blame him. She was also a contestant on the Amazing Race, but we can ignore her resume for just a moment and ogle her politely. It’s not like she wasn’t naked in Playboy…
17. Jaime Edmondson
She may have just gotten together with Zach Wheeler in January, but we’ve got high hopes for her (and him, I suppose). Her only claim to fame has been her Instagram account since they started going out, but it speaks volumes. Nah, I’m not going to link to it. You got this.
16. Dominique Rizzo
Athletes have a reputation for being playboys, but every once in a while you get one who settles down young to enjoy a long and healthy marriage. Not often, mind you, but every once in a while. Jered Weaver found that happiness with Kristen Travis and I’m sure he hasn’t second-guessed his decision once.
15. Kristen Travis
Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy has more than a few things going for him. He’s 6’7”, he’s getting paid $9 million this season for being a Dodgers pitcher, and he’s got Amanda McCarthy on his arm. Not a bad life for a guy that just turned 31.
14. Amanda McCarthy
Hunter Pence may be a running meme among MLB fans, but his postseason success, coupled with a dating resume that includes Playboy Playmates gives him the last laugh. Of course, Pence isn't dating a Playboy Playmate right now. He's moved on from that phase and is now going pretty steady with IGN reporter (i.e. gamer fantasy girl) Alexis Cozombalidis.
13. Alexis Cozombalidis
How do you escape from the shadow of MLB megastar and Nationals slugger Bryce Harper? That’s easy. Look like Kayla Varner. Oh, and play soccer for Ohio State. The couple lined up a January date to tie the knot in January, and the common belief is that they broke up, though public statements are scant on the issue. However, we’re not going to let a silly thing like a break-up keep her off this list. I mean, they were likely together in 2015 at some point. Right? RIGHT?
12. Kayla Varner
Barry Zito’s best days are a ways behind him, but he’s got a hot wife with a really hot name in Amber Marie Seyer. She was on the pageant circuit in 2007 and managed to get in the top 10 of the Miss USA contest. That might be a higher rank among hot women than Barry Zito had among his MLB peers. Which I guess makes her out of his league.
11. Amber Marie Seyer
Marrying Cole Hamels isn’t the most interesting thing about Heidi. She is known for stripping on-camera during her stint on the reality TV show Survivor, and she naturally parlayed that into a photoshoot with Playboy. He might be on the move from Philly as trade rumors heat up, but he’ll likely hold onto her like grim death.
10. Heidi Strobel Hamels
Before she married Nick Swisher, Joanna Garcia was a queen of Tween television, having done turns on Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Gossip Girl, and Not Another Teen Movie. She also stole a scene in American Pie 2, but that’s about the extent of her acting. Now she’s all about her charity work and being a baseball wife (though she’s still a LITTLE involved in acting.)
9. Joanna Garcia
If Mac from Always Sunny needed one more reason to look up to Chase Utley, it would undoubtedly be his super-hot wife, Jennifer. Utley’s career and body have seen better days, but I’m sure that a day spent on bedrest with her isn’t exactly a day wasted.
8. Jennifer Utley
Don’t say the caveman look doesn’t pay off. It does. Just ask Johnny Damon, who made a name for himself in Boston, then cleaned his look up in NYC. There are rumors that she used to be a stripper. That’s pretty irrelevant. I think what matters now is that Michelle Damon could STILL be a stripper.
7. Michelle Damon
That Justin Verlander sure overachieved. He’s got what many (Millions? BILLIONS?) would consider the hottest woman on the planet. And SI, Victoria’s Secret, and the guys behind those Carl’s Jr. ads would seem to agree. Kate Upton is the closest thing left the world has to a supermodel pin-up, and she’s got Justin Verlander. They stay together and they’re gonna give the world some fine-looking ballplayers. Or some athletic models.
6. Kate Upton
Considering that Derek Jeter turned all of 2014 into a giant retirement parade, for the sake of including Hannah Davis in this list, let’s give him one more victory lap. It’s not like he didn’t get enough praise during his career, but just because he retired doesn’t mean he should stop basking in the glory of landing this SI Swimsuit Issue mainstay.
5. Hannah Davis
Ok, this one isn’t super-substantiated, but LET’S HAVE SOME FUN, PEOPLE. Rachel Starr is definitely a porn star, and maybe romantically involved with Mike Napoli. And that doesn’t mean “Mike Napoli slept with a porn star.” We would need a whole other list for athletes who did that. We mean that the consensus seems to be that these two had/have a thing going. Doesn’t mean they’re gonna get married, but it’s interesting enough to post on this list.
4. Rachel Starr
Reid Brignac may not be headed for the Hall of Fame, or even anyone’s fantasy roster, but something tells me that the utility infielder for Marlins will be okay so long as he has the stunning Laura Anderson on his arm. Of course, he’d probably still be ok anyway. But why take chances, Reid? Stick with Laura. She’s hot.
3. Laura Anderson
She’s married to David Wright, the New York Mets third baseman. Can we call her “The Hot Corner?” Yeah, I’m gonna call her “The Hot Corner.” It works on so many levels. Well, two. But that’s still one more level than most of the cheap jokes cracked on this list.
2. Molly Beers
She may have been a cheerleader for the Philadelphia Eagles, but I’m guessing if the Phillies ever needed a cheerleading squad, Ryan Howard’s wife would be one of the first volunteers. There’s been a fair amount of turmoil in Ryan Howard’s personal (family) life recently, but fortunately, little of it traces back to Krystie, who seems like fun, having even jumped in the ocean in her wedding dress for a photoshoot with Ryan.