This week the Philadelphia Eagles signed Tim Tebow to a one-year contract. Given the extent to which most observers seem to think Tim Tebow sucks donkey balls, this was a rather shocking turn of events that left NFL fans wondering if Eagle coach Chip Kelly had lost his damn mind.
So has Chip Kelly lost his damn mind? Unfortunately, it’s still too early to tell. But these Tim Tebow GIFs will probably give you the impression that, yes, he has.
That’s not to say that I, personally, think Tebow sucks, or that Chip Kelly is in fact a crazy person. But I will say this: it is pretty damn difficult to find Tim Tebow GIFs that make the Lord’s quarterback look good. Make of that what you will.
Let’s get on with the show, shall we?
"I don't always fly around in private jets, but when I do I take off my shirt and do weird pushups."
Ladies and gentleman, the 25th overall pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, Timothy Richard "T. Dick" Tebow.
21. Gettin' Pumped
Remember that one time Tim Tebow threw a touchdown pass in overtime to beat the Steelers in the 2011-12 playoffs? That was neat!
20. Beatin' Stealers
After that game against the Steelers in the 2010-11 playoffs, the legend of Tebow only grew more and more ridiculous.
And in case you're wondering, this GIF isn't from a commercial. It's from one of Skip Bayless's sexy Tebow dreams. .
19. Savin' Puppies
"Dear Jesus, thank you for Your divine intervention that helped me emerge victorious from this rightous battle against the sinful New York Jets, a team for which I would never play. Amen."
18. Givin' Thanks
Hey, there's nothing wrong with keeping things simple.
17. The Tebow Playbook
Let's go baby? Come on, Tim, watch your language. God is listening.
16. Let's Go Baby!!!
If you're looking for one single Tim Tebow GIF to mark the beginning of his fall from grace, this is probably it. After shocking the Steelers in the 2011-12 AFC Wild Card Game, Tebow and the Broncos got absolutely smoked by the Pats in the Divisional round, 45-10.
15. Back Down to Earth...Hard
Jumped the gun just a bit there, Timmy. You look like one of those weird Madden glitches.
14. The Spin to Nowhere
"But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escapes naked" –Mark 14:52
13. The Gun Show
Come on, every quarterback forgets which team he's playing for every once in a wh...no? That doesn't usually happen?
12. Immaculate Interception
The New York Giants have the famous by David Tyree. The New York Jets have this famous helmet incompletion Tim Tebow.
That's the comparative history of these two franchises in a nutshell.
11. The Helmet Non-Catch
"Well, if Tim can't throw passes, at least he can use his muscular 6'3" frame for something."
10. Makin' Himself Useful
"That said, we probably shouldn't be using Tebow on special teams."
9. Makin' Himself Not-So-Useful
In fairness, Tebow got this throw lined up right. He just threw it 10 feet over the intended receiver's head.
8. Okay, let's try throwing again...
Meanwhile, Mark Sanchez was chilling on the bench, bucket of fried chicken in his lap, just laughing.
7. Just a Bit Off
Oh man, remember when Josh McDaniels (former Broncos coach-turn-Patriots offensive coordinator) convince Bill Belichik to give Tim Tebow a chance? That was amazing.
6. The Patriot
Of course, as you may recall, Tebow did not supplant Tom Brady...or Ryan Mallet...or whoever their third-stringer was.
5. Epic QB Skillz
Sure it was an incomplete pass, but how many NFL quarterbacks could hit a wide open receiver who's 20 yards away?
Wait, what? All of them?
4. More Epic QB Skillz
Meanwhile, Tom Brady was chilling on the bench, cozy Uggs on his feet, just laughing and laughing.
3. Even More Epic QB Skillz
"Hey Tim, what do you think about the rumors that the team is looking at bringing in Peyton Manning?"
Tim Tebow's rookie contract with the Broncos included a solid $8.25 million guaranteed. However, he knows that money won't support his private jet pushup'n lifestyle forever. So he's already got a backup gig lined up if (when?) his QB career fizzles.
Take note, Mr. Football.
1. The Backup Plan
Gifs, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, tebowing, Tim Tebow,