Marcus Mariota Gets Constructed out of Subway Sandwiches (Pic)
Yum! If you’re wondering who the frontrunner is for the NFL’s first-overall draft pick in a few weeks, I would have to say it’s Marcus Mariota. I mean, Jameis Winston, in spite of his personal and character issues, seems to have every demonstrable advantage, but that was before we saw Marcus stand over a sculpture of himself made entirely out of Subway sandwich materials, as is draft tradition.
I don’t know.
But ESPN’s sports business reporter has the HOT SCOOP with this FIRST LOOK (!) at the disturbing pile of foodstuffs. Nice job, Darren!
FIRST LOOK: Subway makes Marcus Mariota out of sandwich materials pic.twitter.com/68gUtYl9Nh
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 22, 2015
Why are the ears bleeding on Subway Sandwich Marcus Mariota?
Can Marcus Mariota make this pile of food his stand-in for the upcoming draft in New York?
If aggravated, will the Subway Sandwich Marcus Mariota come to life like a golem in Jewish lore?
Will Mariota eat himself?
And may I watch?