Drunk Blackhawks Fans Make Reporters’ Lives Hell (Video)
Last night, the Chicago Blackhawks took home the Stanley Cup. This made Chicago fans happy. When Chicago fans get happy, they get drunk. Really drunk. And unfortunately, sports and news reporters found themselves amidst throngs of drunk Blackhawks fans last night, just trying to do their jobs.
I’m sure it was hard for the reporters, but the drunk Blackhawks fans were an absolute delight to watch. They played with their nipples, screamed, did the robot, and just about anything else you could ask for.
Here’s a clip:
Then there’s this guy, who just gets swarmed and overtaken by selfie artists and other random folks:
It’s fan like these, the non-violent happy jackasses, who make sports worth playing. May your song never die, drunk Blackhawks fans. I hope that you’re all in bed right now, watching Netflix and sleeping off what I’m sure are stage 3 hangovers.