Meet the Stinkmitts, the Beer League Softball Team that Runs Its Instagram Account Like a Major League Baseball Team (Videos + Pics)

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We have never done a post about a beer league softball team Instagram account before, because we’ve never come across a beer league softball team Instagram account worthy of a post. Until now.

Meet The Stinkmitts, a beer league softball team from Toronto that runs its “official” Instagram account as though they were a goddamn Major League Baseball team.

What does that mean? It means posts with boxscores:

Staying undefeated, the red hot Stinkmitts take a firm grasp of 1st place in the Xtremely Friendly Softball League thanks to 3 home runs by Chris Cocca and superb pitching by Rick Smith. #cmonrick #stinkswin

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It means post with upcoming games:

And it means posts with player quotes and team updates:

Congrats to @quinlanjen and @adamnesta !

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But most of all it means amazing deadpan post-game interviews from “Andrew,” the Mitts’ player/coach, who has mastered the art of coachspeak:

Player Coach Andrew Wyatt’s post-game interview following the Stinkmitts 4-2 win over the Toronto Beer Drinkers at Trinity Bellwoods Park on Thursday night. For more Stinkmitts action, be sure to follow Stinkmitts Instagram – Your home of Stinkmitts 3-pitch Softball. #stinkmitts

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Player Coach Andrew Wyatt’s post-game on the Stinkmitts 8 – 5 victory over the Oscar Mayer Winners. From the Stinkmitts Instagram – your official home of Stinkmitts 3-pitch softball.

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Thank you, Stinkmitts. You make me happy Instagram exists.

Hat Tip – [Deadspin]

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