Feast Your Eyes on Gabrielle Union, Dwyane Wade, Chris Paul, and LeBron James Riding an Inflatable Banana (Pic)
Do you know why the internet exists? It’s not so that human beings can share information, spread democracy, champion human rights, feel more interconnected, or anything high-minded like that. The internet exists so that we can look at pictures of Gabrielle Union, Dwyane Wade, Chris Paul, and LeBron James riding around the Bahamas on an inflatable banana.
I’m serious. Inflatable banana.
According to TMZ, D-Wade, CP3, and LeBon recently spent three days vacationing together in the Bahamas. While they were there, they put a giant penis-shaped raft between their legs and cruised around the Caribbean.
But why were these three chilling in the Bahamas together? Well, if I was a conspiracy theorist—and I’m not—I’d say they’re hatching a plan to join forces in 2017. Wade just signed a one-year deal with the Heat, LeBron has yet to sign a new deal with the Cavs, and Paul can get out of his contract with the Clippers, who are going downhill fast after the departure of DeAndre Jordan, in 2017.
Sorry Chris Bosh.
Anyway, here’s the closeup:
Hat Tip – [TMZ]