What’s That Brown Stain On Carlos Villanueva’s Pants? (Pic)
Cardinals pitcher Carlos Villanueva had a mysterious brown stain on the seat of his pants as he pitched last night, leading many to wonder what exactly it was. The answers could range from the mundane (it’s dirt) to the awesome (he pooped himself, but just a tiny little bit.).
The answer probably lies somewhere in between, but we’ll likely never know.
Here’s a tweet that offers up a little more in the way of a visual…
Yeah that’s a shit stain! With the rest of Cardinals nation Carlos Villanueva has shit his pants! pic.twitter.com/xBLbgpNyZ2
— CubWin (@CubWin) September 9, 2015
…and a theory!
I have very little else to say on the matter, other than I’m delighted to see that of all the teams that this could have happened to, it happened to the Cardinals.
There’s a metaphor here somewhere.