Drunk Naked Blue Jays Fan Rips Urinal Off Bathroom Wall, Floods Rogers Center (Photo)
During the Blue Jays game against the Red Sox on Friday, September 18, water emanating from a men’s restroom on the 500 level of the Rogers Centre flooded an elevator shaft, shut down part of the concourse, and caused damage to the team offices on the 400 level.
So what caused the flooding? Well, the initial rumor circulating on Twitter was that some drunken jackass yanked a urinal off the bathroom wall.
So some guy pulled a urinal off the wall and now the concourse near my section is flooded and this is a nightmare. GO BLUE JAYS.
— Alison Sykora (@alisonsykora) September 19, 2015
Some idiot pulled a urinal out of the wall at this @bluejays game and now it’s a nightmare/flood in the 520s
— Emma (@emmaschuetz) September 19, 2015
— Condescending Jay (@condescendingBJ) September 19, 2015
However, it wasn’t long until another layer was added to this story, with some people reporting that the drunken jackass was also naked…from the waste down.
Further to Urinalgate, drunken Rogers Centre fan was half-naked as he pulled urinal off wall. The wrong half.
— cathalkelly (@cathalkelly) September 20, 2015
And according to some witnesses, this drunk naked Blue Jays fan was rather proud of himself.
@cathalkelly he ran into the concourse and was laughing. Refused to pull his pants back up
— Costa Kladianos (@Costa_Tempus) September 20, 2015
Obviously, this all sounds way too ridiculous to possibly be true. However! A photo of the drunk naked Blue Jays urinal destroyer has popped up on the interwebs—first on Twitter, then on reddit. And the guy who posted it on Twitter confirmed the story of the guy who posted it on reddit. And various other people who claim to have been at the game emailed Deadspin to confirm that the man in the photo is indeed the urinal destroyer. So unless this is a big hoax by a fake drunk naked Blue Jays fan and a dozen or so conspirators—in which case, wow, well done—the photo is probably legit.
And…here it is:
[Warning: somewhat NSFW]
If anybody knows who this is, do make sure to forward this post to his mom. She’ll be so proud.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]