Blue Jays Fans Create Website Promising All Sorts of Things (Including Sexual Favors) to David Price if He Stays in Toronto
Blue Jays fans knew there was a very good chance David Price would be a rental player when their team acquired him just before the trade deadline. They knew that if they got attached they were just setting themselves up for heartbreak. But in the end they just couldn’t help falling in love with him and his fantastic Twitter feed as he went 9-1 with a 2.30 ERA down the stretch, helping the Jays reach the postseason for the first time since 1993.
Now some devoted Blue Jays fans are getting creative to convince David Price to stay in Toronto for the long haul. Instead of setting up a GoFundMe page to help pay his $30 million/year salary (which is lame), somebody set up a website where fans can add their own, personal bonus clauses to Price’s contract.
The site is AnyPriceForDavid.com, and the best part about it is that it’s completely open and unfiltered. Thus, in addition to all the promises to do his laundry, wash his car, walk his dog, cook him dinner, and help him move, there are also promises to “show him my boobs” and “give him blowjobs till he can’t walk” and “let him motorboat me.”
Good luck, Toronto.
Hat Tip – [Big League Stew]