Von Miller Fell Asleep During Star Wars, Got Sick From Mozza Sticks

Von Miller Star Wars

That may sound like the title to some parody post, but it actually happened–at least, according to several reports it did:

On Tuesday, Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller decided to catch up with the rest of the world by taking a trip to the theater to watch the new “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.” While there, he decided to indulge in some mozzarella sticks and an Icee.

Bad idea.

Miller ended up falling asleep during the movie  (not sure if that was due to the Mozza-Icee combination, or maybe he’s just not a Star Wars fan).  And he remained in rough shape when he arrived at the Broncos’ practice facility the following day, so he was sent home to recover.

Lucky for him, the war taking place in his stomach only lasted 14 hours, and Miller was able to fully participate in Thursday’s practice.  He should be good to go for Sunday’s Divisional Round match-up against the Pittsburgh Steelers.