World Cup Champions Alex Morgan and Kelley O’Hara Went on The Bachelor So the Contestants Would Have an Excuse to Make Balls Jokes (Videos)

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I don’t watch The Bachelor because it’s a terrible show. However, USWNT players Alex Morgan and Kelley O’Hara went on the show last night, so that’s pretty cool.

Ostensibly Morgan and O’Hara showed up at a group date (which apparently aren’t just for Mormons anymore) to teach the ladies how to play soccer. In reality the goal was just to make them look stupid:

…And give them an opportunity to talk about balls:

Get it? They’re talking about soccer balls, but their comments could be construed as references to sexual encounters with male genitalia. Hilarious, right?

Here’s some video of the segment:

Of course, while Alex Morgan and Kelley O’Hara tried their best, in the end they didn’t teach the Bachelor contestants a damn thing about soccer. I personally would have preferred the USWNT sent Hope Solo. At least that way we would have seen some weaves get pulled out.

Hat Tip – [FTW]

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