Cleveland Indians Have Played God, Put Froot Loops on a Hot Dog (Pic)
At ballparks and state fairs everywhere, it’s become fashionable to cobble together disgusting, unhealthy combinations of food in order to buy the provider about five minutes of attention from local media outlets. It seems that most teams are on a rotation in announcing these abominations, and this time around, it’s the Cleveland Indians’ turn.
They recently unveiled the “Slider Dog,” a hot dog covered in bacon, mac and cheese, and Froot Loops. Why those things? I have no idea. It sounds awful.
It comes from a new vendor called Happy Dog, and they’ve got a few tweets circling on the matter:
— Thomas Khristenko (@ChefKyrie) March 31, 2016
— Josey Wheeler (@jwheeeler) March 31, 2016
It’s possible this is an early April Fool’s joke, but I wouldn’t count on it.