This Joey Votto Groupie Is the World’s Most Annoying Baseball Fan (Video)
Behold, people of the internet, the world’s most annoying baseball fan, captured on video at Great American Ballpark in Cincinnati on April 19 during a game between the Reds and Colorado Rockies.
We do not know who she is. All we know is she loooooooooooves (or possibly hates?) Reds slugger Joey Votto. So every time he came up to bat on April 19, she screamed his name at the top of her powerful lungs, much to the chagrin of everyone else in her section.
Was she drunk? Good Lord I hope so. Take a look:
In case you were actually able to make it to the 1:05 mark and are wondering, “is Joey Votto’s middle name really Daniel?” the answer is yes. I looked it up.
How much do you want to bet that this chick has a framed photo of herself in a wedding dress standing next to a photo of Votto that she cut out of the newspaper?
Joey Votto, if a young blonde woman ever approaches you and asks for a lock of your hair, turn around and run. Run until you’re coughing up blood and can’t run any more. Then keep going.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]