Boston Cider House Blocks Roger Goodell From Accessing Their Website

Downeast Cider House

If you’d ever like to pay a visit to the Downeast Cider House’s website, there are only two prerequisites you must meet:

1. You must be at least 21 years of age OR be able to lie on the internet.

2.  You must NOT be Roger Goodell.

Fail to meet the first prerequisite and you’ll be taken to a YouTube page where Adam Sandler will tell you “You Blew It!

Fail to meet the second, and you’ll be taken to the Wikipedia page for “Ideal Gas Law“—with the hope that if you are in fact Roger Goodell, perhaps you’ll learn something about footballs and how they sometimes deflate under harsh conditions.

Now that we’ve ruined the surprise, if you’d like to try the Downeast Cider House’s security test for yourself, you can do so here.

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