NFL Fan Creates Petition to Force Colin Kaepernick To Cut Off His Afro
There’s a bunch of things NFL fans around the league would love for San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick to start doing—like stand during the playing of the National Anthem, which has become the hot topic for the past two weeks now.
Rusty Shackelford would like something else from Kaep, so he took to Change.org to petition the NFL to force Colin Kaepernick to cut off his afro, which he let loose before the team’s final preseason game against the San Diego Chargers.
The Petition reads as follows:
“Colin Kaepernick’s afro must be stopped. It has been growing at an exponential rate, and it will just be a matter of time before it has completely taken over the NFL, and then, THE WORLD. At first, everything was fine. He was able to restrain it in corn rows. However, as of late, we’ve seen that this fro from hell won’t be restrained and won’t be stopped until it’s devoured everything you know and love. You know that scene in the Dark Knight rises when the field opens up and swallows the stadium? Picture that, but with hair.”
No mo’ fro grow’, yo fro must go!