NYC Strippers Ask Santa to Bring the New York Jets a New QB Because Fitzpatrick Sucks
New York Jets fans aren’t the only ones who are tired of seeing QB Ryan Fitzpatrick throw to the opposing team and continue to lose games for them.
After the Jets got absolutely embarrassed by the Indianapolis Colts on Monday Night, a bunch of strippers in New York were asking Santa to please bring them a new quarterback.
“Hoops Cabaret and Sports Bar, the new three-story club in midtown Manhattan that combines the fun of a sports bar with the excitement of a gentlemen’s club, was packed with NY Jets fans on Monday night to watch the Jets play the Colts. The game was a disaster for the Jets, losing 41-10.“We’ve had enough of Fitzpatrick,” explained Hoops Cabaret girl Bianca, who was dressed in a sexy Christmas outfit. “We need a new QB, and everyone agrees with me.”“I’m asking Santa to bring the Jets a new quarterback,” she proclaimed.Hoops Cabaret girl Malena added, “and maybe a new coach!”“Fitzpatrick may be a nice guy, but his days with the Jets are over. He’s got a 12 million dollar salary for what? He belongs in the KMA club—Kiss My ass!”