Let’s All Laugh at Tom Brady’s Terrible Grammar on His Wristband (PIC)
Photographers took a lot of boring photos of the Tom Brady and the rest of the New England Patriots on Thursday as they prepared to face the Atlanta Falcons in Super Bowl 51. The image above is one of them. It’s nothing remarkable at all. Just Tom Brady walking around on the field, probably thinking about which Uggs he’s going to wear to dinner.
However, some genius over at TMZ decided, hey, let’s CSI that pic to see if there are any top secret Patriots game plans on Brady’s wrist band. So they zoomed in, and they cropped, and they rotated, and they enhanced. But they did not learn anything that could be of use to the Falcons. Instead, all they learned was that, while Tom Brady is really good at winning Super Bowls, the dude has no idea what the hell an apostrophe is for.
Seriously, take a look at this:
In case you happen to be wondering, yes, Tom Brady did graduate from Michigan. According to his résumé he got a B.A. in “general studies.” He had a 3.3 GPA. But apparently nobody wanted to correct the star of the football team on his sadly misguided use of apostrophes.
Now, some of you might be saying, give me a break, you’re making fun of Tom Brady for this? And to that I say yes, I am. Because (A) it’s Tom Brady, and I hate him, and (B) grammar is literally the only thing in the world about which I can confidently say “I am better than Tom Brady.” And I’m not going to pass up this opportunity.
So eat it, Tom Brady. You suck at grammar. Think about that when you drive home in your luxury automobile to your supermodel wife and perfect kids in that $25 million mansion.
Hat Tip – [TMZ]