A-Rod Dating JLo, Which, According To Celebrity Couple Naming Rules, Makes Them A-Lo Or JRod
Earlier this week Jennifer Lopez went on the Daily Show and said, unequivocally, “I am not with Drake.” At the time I assumed it was because Drake’s infatuation with Dorris Burke had come between them. Now I know it’s because Lopez is actually with Alex Rodriguez.
Seriously. JLo is dating A-Rod. The woman you’ve had a crush on since you were 12 who is somehow still impossibly hot at the age of 47, and the guy who is almost as famous for kissing himself in a mirror as he is for hitting 696 Major League home runs.
The two have apparently been spotted in Vegas recently. One report says A-Rod was backstage at one of JLo’s concerts at Planet Hollywood, where she has a residency. JLo’s people aren’t confirming anything right now. But on Wednesday she did like one of his Instagram photos. And the New York Daily News has a source who says A-Rod and JLo have been dating for about four months, which would overlap with her fling with Drake if true.
Rodriguez has dated a number of incredibly famous women in the past, including Madonna, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, and Torrie Wilson. However, he had most recently been dating Silicone Valley bigshot Anne Wojcicki.
Lopez has been married three times, most recently to Marc Anthony, with whom she has two kids.
Of course, while A-Rod and JLo may seem like a good match, this relationship probably won’t last. After all, he’s Dominican and she’s Puerto Rican!
Seriously though, let’s look at some pictures of JLo looking like a stone cold fox and A-Rod looking like a dingus: