Youth Baseball Team Got to Choose Their Own Name, and They Picked “Illuminati” (TWEET)
I’m not sure where 10-year-olds learn what the “Illuminati” are, but I’m sure glad these ones did. A dad put his son’s uniform up on Twitter, revealing that the kids got to name their own baseball team.
They went above and beyond in their effort, even if they clearly got some help from a vicarious adult in the naming process.
Sometimes it’s a horrible mistake to let ten-year-olds name their own baseball team. Then again, sometimes they crush it. pic.twitter.com/I1jgDqrPfp
— Kevin Guilfoile (@kevinguilfoile) April 10, 2017
The “Trust No One” is an especially nice touch, especially atop the iconic pyramid with an eyeball.
I feel sorry for whoever is tasked with umpiring their games, because there will be SO MANY conspiracy theories about how the league is out to get them. Their mascot should be a disheveled guy running around the stands telling people to “open their eyes.”