Bills OT Cyrus Kouandjio Found Without Pants in a Field, Tells Cops “Shoot Me,” Probably High AF
As much as some people may want to blame this on 4/20, there’s no marijuana on earth that will get you this high.
According to reports from The Buffalo News, Bills offensive tackle Cyrus Kouandjio was taken by police to Erie County Medical Center for observation following a bizarre incident on Wednesday morning.
As the story goes, a farmer called 911 when he noticed Kouandjio wandering around in his field without his pants on. The second-round pick from 2014 had allegedly pulled his car over on Route 400 in Elma, got out, and climbed a nearby electric fence. When police officers arrived on the scene, Kouandjio yelled at them, “Shoot me!” However, they realized the 6’7″, 322-pounder was no threat, so they simply detained him and took him in for examining.
Kouandjio was not arrested and no charges have been filed.
The Bills have released a statement regarding the incident:
“We are aware of the matter involving Cyrus and are carefully monitoring his condition and gathering more information. We don’t have all of the details, so we won’t have any further comment at this time.”
Stay safe, kids. And don’t do drugs!