Tiger Woods Tried Sucking the Breathalyzer: ‘Don’t Suck It’ (Video)

Tiger Woods Police Station

You can’t make this sh*t up.

After being taken to the police station following his DUI arrest early Monday morning, Tiger Woods was given a breathalyzer test.  As we already reported, the 14-time major champion passed the test with flying colors, registering a 0.00 BAC—however, when it comes to the process of actually getting to that 0.00, Tiger was a total failure.  While taking the test, the officer actually had to tell Woods, “Don’t suck it, blow out.”

Seriously.  There’s even video footage of it (via TMZ).  Check it out:

If you were thinking of a good joke about Tiger sucking, not blowing, now would be the time to say it.

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