Internet HILARIOUSLY Reacts to Sammy Sosa’s New Look (TWEETS)
Sammy Sosa provided tons of entertainment to baseball fans during his illustrious, yet tainted, baseball career. And even in retirement, he continues to provide plenty of amusement on social media, thanks in large part to his constantly-changing complexion.
During Sosa’s most recent television appearance, on ESPN during this year’s MLB Home Run Derby, the former Chicago Cubs slugger was sporting a new, pinkish look.
Not surprisingly, the internet took notice and quickly responded:
Sammy Sosa really living his life as a one man Neapolitan Ice Cream pic.twitter.com/enU75FS5ML
— Ol’ QWERTY Bastard (@TheDiLLon1) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa looks like raw chicken now. pic.twitter.com/BXuTQjziwK
— BLACK SKIP BAYLESS (@BlackSBayless) July 13, 2017
They need to do a #30for30 on Sammy Sosa and not even talk about baseball.
“What if I told you that this guy…was also this guy…” pic.twitter.com/94JK1CjdTs
— BigHeadSports (@BigHeadSports) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa then, and Sammy Sosa now, don’t look like the same human being. They don’t even look related to each other. pic.twitter.com/bp9QxysV3y
— LEFT✍ (@LeftSentThis) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa the same complexion as those cheap ass hot dogs that turn the water pink when you boil them.
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa looks like he machine washed himself with a red sock. I can’t believe he hates being Black that damn much — Miss Brown (@QB84) July 13, 2017
I don’t know what Sammy Sosa is going through, but the most important lesson I’ve learned in life is to love yourself for who you are. pic.twitter.com/uZ5hH2dTG9
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) July 13, 2017
Ok, why does Sammy Sosa look like a giant piece of taffy? pic.twitter.com/Vk4vWMbRbK
— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa the same complexion as Jiggly Puff. It’s a wrap pic.twitter.com/CGiLl7TzbJ
— Black Marlins Man (@ampaveli) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa really let himself look like a dry slice of honey ham, I’m sick — Cardi C (@cagedbirdfly) July 13, 2017
What if Sammy Sosa was just ashy this whole time ? #vinceonsports
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa is deadass the color pink ♂️♂️♂️ pic.twitter.com/kwm2JjGeAa
— JOHNNY RED (@JRED164) July 11, 2017
Me: *watches HR derby* Me: *adjusts TV contrast* Me: *throws TV in garbage* 4 hrs later.. Me: *checks Twitter. Realizes Sosa really is pink* pic.twitter.com/oMLepZ3Syp — TotalProSports (@TotalProSports) July 13, 2017