Louisiana Man Tells Cops He Broke into LSU’s Stadium with Prostitute
In a short but sweet bit of romantic news, a man named Lucien Hamilton, 36, from Brusly, LA, was arrested Monday after using a mechanical ladder to break into LSU’s Tiger Stadium.
Already kinda funny, right? Well, just wait.
He did so with a prostitute.
It’s not clear how far he got into his tryst, but he was spotted by security during the break-in, and the cops nabbed him shortly thereafter, so probably not too far.
Tiger Stadium has seen five people try to break into the grounds this off-season, which, frankly, sounds kinda low given how SEC football fans operate. I would expect it to be closer to around five per day.
Still, doing so with a hooker is pretty noteworthy. And hilarious.
Hat Tip – [SI]