Terrible Amateur MMA Fighter Disqualified After Barfing All Over Octagon (Video)
Mixed martial arts is not for everyone. It’s definitely not for the guy who barfed all over the ring at an event in Muskegon, Michigan, last weekend.
The event in question was put on by KnockOut Promotions. The first fight of the night was an amateur super heavyweight clash between Jesse Reasoner and Sean Needham, a couple of out-of-shape fat guys who could barely move.
Toward the end of the second round Reasoner started getting the better or Needham, who was too tired to even keep his hands up in a defensive position. However, with about 1:10 left, Reasoner starts moving toward Needham, then stops, takes a few steps back, and vomits.
As the puke hits the mat, Needham, who didn’t have the energy to block Reasoner’s punches, somehow managed to dance away from Reasoner’s bodily fluids.
For those of you who have never heard of an MMA fighter puking in the octagon before, it turns out that you can’t do that. Reasoner was disqualified, handing Needham his first career MMA victory in the most absurd way imaginable.
Take a look:
Don’t quit your day jobs, fellas.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]