College-Age Draymond Green Had a LinkedIn Page, and It’s Glorious
Before Draymond Green locked up a career kicking men in the crotch for millions of dollars, he was a kid at Michigan State, likely wondering what his next move would be. In order to help him find some answers, he did what so many of us did: he created a LinkedIn page.
Green’s LinkedIn page was discovered by a Twitter user and quickly circulated in awe by sports fans wondering what might have been.
YOOOO I stumbled upon Draymond’s LinkedIn and he hasn’t updated it in yearshttps://t.co/85QRuc65Tz
— Cespedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) September 13, 2017
Someone tell Draymond he should really keep that current for prospective employers.
A quick look shows his capitalization is a little…inconsistent…but that’s far outweighed by the awesomeness of his “Summary”:
I played in two final fours while at Michigan State.
Specialties: Mid Range jump shot, working with kids
There you have it, folks. GIVE THIS MAN A JOB!