Gronk Announces Return in Instagram Post Featuring the Gronkiest Hashtag Ever (IG + VIDEO)
After months of speculation, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski announced on Tuesday that he will return for the 2018 NFL season. And he did it in the most Gronk way possible.
Gronk made the announcement with a very straightforward and businesslike Instagram post. However, just when you wonder what’s gotten into him, he concludes the message with one of his favorite hashtags.
Take a look:
For those wondering, the hashtag #bandsamakeherdance is a reference to “Bandz A Make Her Dance,” a 2012 song by Juicy J and Lil Wayne. It’s about strippers. The titular “bandz” are rubber bands around stacks of cash. The song includes lines like, “Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance / These chicks clappin’, and they ain’t using hands.”
New season. Same old Gronk.
As you might have guessed, “Bandz A Make Her Dance” is EXTREMELY explicit. We’re going to put the video here for contextual purposes, but we highly recommend you do not watch it unless you are in the privacy of your own home, or you enjoy getting dirty looks from strangers in public.
Hat Tip – [FTW]