I think the saying goes, “Teammates that buy penis guns together, play better football together.” Nah, that’s not it.
Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott were recently out in Florida for a guys night out when they decided to stop by a local store, pass up everything normal in there, and purchase a pair of penis guns.
This is not a drill. TMZ Sports has the details:
“Here’s what happened … the Dallas Cowboys stars rolled into Shorty’s Market in Key West, Florida on Friday night — along with several Cowboys offensive linemen — and decided to arm the group with some water wieners.
We spoke with store employees who tell us the guys were super nice and made the purchase as a joke while they were bar hopping.
Witnesses say the crew ended up at Rick’s Bar … where Zeke was seen holstering his penis in a black fanny pack, with the barrel dangerously pointed up. “
Zeke and Dak purchasing the penis guns:
Zeke and Dak at the club rocking the penis guns:
If you would like to rock the same penis squirt guns, you can get them for just $14.99 at Shorty’s Market.