During an interview with Mike Francesa on Tuesday, Pete Rose had a rather interesting story about Joe DiMaggio and it had nothing to do with playing baseball.
His R-Rated tale came from a 23-day tour that he and DiMaggio took in Vietnam with him having to help Joe D. take a shower. That’s when he saw it.
“The best way to describe Joe DiMaggio is … he was a penis with a man hanging from it.”
“Basically, Pete says he and Joe went to Vietnam to visit U.S. military personnel back in the day and they were based in a part of the jungle where there was no real plumbing.
So, when Joe decided he needed a rinse, he needed Pete to load up a fresh bucket of water into a makeshift mobile shower to help Joe get the job done.
That’s when Pete says he saw it … a wiener so big, he still remembers it to this day.
In fact, Pete says Joe’s baby-maker was so massive, the guy needed THREE shower shoes — 2 for his feet and one to keep his man junk from touching the floor.”
Rose clearly loves telling this story, because he told it a few years back as well. Joe DiMaggio’s dong really left an impression on him.