Major League Baseball might be on hiatus and have yet to start their 2020 season, but it won’t make fans forget about the Houston Astros and their major sign-stealing scheme that was unveiled earlier this year.
That was evident when Departed Soles Brewing Company in New Jersey decided to troll the hell out of the team by actually creating a new craft beer perfectly titled, Trash Can Banger.’
It reads as:
“Some of you may have already gotten the Signs that this was coming today, but beer releases are like a pitcher’s arsenal, and you never really know what’s coming and when… unless, of course, you cheat,” Departed Soles Brewing Company wrote.
“When this pandemic first struck, much of our staff worked from home, while Brian rededicated himself to the Art of Brewing.. rewatching brewing school classes, reading new studies, and pouring over interviews, trying to Luhn(h)ow we could improve our efficiencies and processes. The result is a Fiers new approach to everything we do, from mashing in, to dry hopping, water treatments to canning, and everything in between.
“And, well, we don’t mean to breg, man, but this new beer is Reddickulous, and you won’t want to miss it!
“Brewed with Citra in our whirlpool, and given a touch of milk sugar for complexity, this juice bomb was twice dry hopped… first with more Citra, then with 2017 grams per barrel of Galaxy and Strata Hops… and just like an Asteroid, the flavor is out of this world! Like a craft beer Minute Made orange juice, to enjoy at a Park this fine day!
“Need some #TrashCanBanger in your life? Maybe Collin a favor with a friend if you’re stuck in Correa, to have ’em pick you up some, or Cora ride share from Dallas to the brewery. If all else fails, throw a Belt & ran to the brewery, with a little Springer in your step, to be here at noon when we open up and release it to the world… Assuming our canning run goes off without a Hinch, 4 packs of this new #DefinitelyNotGlutenFree Banger will be available at noon for $17. Set your alarm to buzz, or tape an electrode to your chest to make sure you don’t forget!