Porn Site Offers Unemployed Paul Pierce $250K Job As NBA Analyst With All The Strippers He Wants

Paul Pierce is rich and doesn’t have to work another day in his life if he chooses not to, but he did so anyway because he could watch and talk about a sport that he played very well.

That is now over after ESPN fired him after he shared an Instagram Live video of himself surrounding by strippers twerking while he was at a poker game.

Pierce has worked for ESPN since he retired from the league after the 2016-17 season, and has been a staple on “NBA Countdown,” “The Jump” and in other NBA coverage for the network ever since.

Since he is now unemployed, porn site Cam Soda has now reached out to him to offer a cushy job doing exactly what he was already doing, but with as many strippers as he would like.

Dear Paul Pierce,

I saw the news that you have parted ways with ESPN after you posted a video to social media of yourself with exotic dancers.

Being that you are now unemployed, I would like to extend you a position at CamSoda as our first-ever “NBA Analyst.” As our NBA Analyst, you would be required to stream yourself live on our platform every week night and discuss happenings around the NBA. Inside the NBA be damned.

Here at CamSoda, we champion exotic dancers, cam girls and sex workers. We would be more than happy to accommodate your penchant for women and you’d be free to stream with them while they twerk in the background and more.

We’d be willing to extend you an offer of up to $250,000.

Get in touch with me and we can discuss details and hopefully reach an agreement.

Sincerely,

Daryn Parker
CamSoda Vice President

His wife might have something to say about that.