Former NFL quarterback Johnny Manziel was the victim of an incontinent bird while trying to enjoy a day at the beach in Miami this Wednesday.
The QB, who now plays for the FCF Zappers, was getting his fill of vitamin D with his girlfriend Kenzie Werner when a bird took a huge dump on his head.
“Is that sh*t on my head?” he asked incredulously. Kenzie, overtaken by laughter, was unable to confirm. Thankfully, she still managed to get the whole thing on camera and shared it so her social media followers could get their laughs in too.
Johnny wasn’t too upset, though. It could have been worse; the bird could have aimed for his mouth.
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“If you don’t get that camera out of my face,” he said jokingly, “and get it off me, Kenzie, I’m going to wipe it on your f***ing whole body!!”
Ultimately, Kenzie helped her beau get that bird doo-doo off his head, but not before taking a photo which she captioned “My poopy boy.”
He was heard laughing in subsequent vids too, so he clearly saw the humor of the whole situation.
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