According to NFL insider Ian Rapoport, he will be off-air until Oct. 22 because he “posted something” to his social channels without clearance from NFL Network, which is against its guidelines. Rapoport apologized for his mistake.
Nobody had a clue as to what it was until co-worker Jane Slater chimed in and stated it had something to do with a manscape video she reported on Instagram. For whatever reason, she would soon delete her tweet.
Thanks to Jane Slater, we found out last month that Rapoport is a spokesperson for Manscape Lawnmower, which is a razor for grooming the area down there.
A few quotes that stood out:
The perfect tools, for your family jewels.
You don’t want any nicks when you’re cleaning up, you know, that area.
There’s LED lights, so you can see everything that’s going on down there.
Here’s a pro tip, put it in a drawer, lock it up. Keep her hands off it.