Imagine being a Miami Dolphins fan logging on to your Amazon Prime account to watch Chris Pratt’s new movie, only to be punched in the face and reminded about how long your team has sucked on the field.
In the science fiction movie “The Tomorrow War,” the main character harmlessly asks, “So, do the Miami Dolphins ever win the Super Bowl?” during the movie, which is centered on the ability to travel through time.
That wasn’t to bad, but later in the movie, the main character’s father, played J.K. Simmons, asks Chris Pratt’s character, “So, how was the future? The Miami Dolphins still suck?” upon his return to the present.
If you were wondering, the Miami Dolphins own a 80-96 record since 2010, which is not good, but hardly near the worst team in that time span.