Olympics

  • Fan Tries to Join Cycling Race, Ends Up Causing Giant Crash (Video)

    Fan Tries to Join Cycling Race, Ends Up Causing Giant Crash (Video)

    Non-cycling-fans might not be familiar with the Giro d’Italia, but it’s regarded as the second-biggest race of the year, behind the Tour de France. Only the elite get to give it a go. But that didn’t stop one idiotic fan from trying to roll right in with his own bike to become part of the action in […]

  • Streaker at Diving Tourney Chased by Guards into the Pool (Video)

    Streaker at Diving Tourney Chased by Guards into the Pool (Video)

    Here’s a new one. A streaker at the Diving World Series in London did his thing, then, after being pursued by the security guards, found refuge in the pool. Awesome. Now, it warrants mentioning that this “streaker” wasn’t totally naked, and he seemed to be wearing the same thing that every diver was wearing. But it was still pretty […]

  • Canadian Skeleton Racer Hits a Damn Broom on the Track (Video)

    Canadian Skeleton Racer Hits a Damn Broom on the Track (Video)

    A skeleton racer named Jane Channell, hailing from Canada, found a way to make the sport even more dangerous—by littering the track with brooms. Ok. So there was only one broom, but that’s one too many. The number should really be closer to zero considering these people are in spandex about three inches off the […]

  • Let’s All Kick Back and Watch Some Sexy Leryn Franco Workout Videos

    Let’s All Kick Back and Watch Some Sexy Leryn Franco Workout Videos

    When we last saw sexy Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco way back in February, she was setting Instagram on fire with her workout videos. So we recommended you follow her. What’s she been doing since then? Well, we checked up on her and, among other things presumedly, she’s been making more Leryn Franco workout […]

  • Michael Phelps Arrested for DUI, Speeding in Maryland

    Michael Phelps Arrested for DUI, Speeding in Maryland

    Why was Michael Phelps arrested? Why is it so hard for famous rich people to get drivers or just NOT DRIVE DRUNK? Those questions will likely never be answered, but it’s all moot now for Phelps, who was picked up in Maryland for speeding and then taken in for DUI when he failed a field […]

  • Cycling Crash Video Makes Me Want to Put a Helmet on Just Watching It

    Cycling Crash Video Makes Me Want to Put a Helmet on Just Watching It

    This cycling crash video plays like a critical scene in a horror film. Everything is going calmly, with smooth-voiced British commentators to ensure that we’re lulled into a false sense of security. A group of four riders, ahead of everyone else in a 22-mile race at the World Road Cycling Championships were in a group […]

  • Female Colombian Cycling Team Wearing Suits That Make Them Look Naked (Pic)

    Female Colombian Cycling Team Wearing Suits That Make Them Look Naked (Pic)

    The new female Colombian cycling team uniforms are here! Normally, we wouldn’t be so excited, but these things are effing hilarious. They went for a traditional outfit, then sprayed a giant gold stripe across the middle. Only the gold looks flesh-colored. And the shading makes it look like you can see the Colombian cycling team’s […]

  • Usain Bolt Still Is Still Really Fast, Sets Indoor 100M Record (Video)

    Usain Bolt Still Is Still Really Fast, Sets Indoor 100M Record (Video)

    It’s hard to remind ourselves that dominant Olympic athletes aren’t just frozen in carbonite for the time in between the quadrennial contest; they actually do lower profile events, and sometimes, their performances are just as compelling. Usain Bolt is one such athlete. A track star dominant in his event in a manner not seen since […]

  • French 4 x 400M Anchor Stages Amazing Come-From-Behind Win (Video)

    French 4 x 400M Anchor Stages Amazing Come-From-Behind Win (Video)

    If you like great come-from-behind wins, then this video is for you. Or, if you are indifferent to great-come-from-behind wins, but really like the sound of excited French announcers, then this video is also for you. Going into the final handoff of the European Championship 4 x 400M relay final, Ukraine, Russia, and Great Britain […]