NFL
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There Will Be Tebowing In Madden NFL ’13
Have you ever wanted to know what it would feel like to scamper around eleven defenders before crossing the opposing team’s goal line and Tebowing in the end zone as you celebrate a game-winning touchdown? New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow knows exactly what that feels like, as he did it to his current team […]
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This “Call Me Brady” Parody Is Better Than You’d Imagine (Video)
We have all come across a song that annoys the hell out of us, but its constant presence on our car radio makes it nearly impossible to get the tune out of our heads. On a personal level, Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” fits that description to a tee, as at times I sadly […]
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Here’s An Up Close Look At The NY Giants Super Bowl Ring (Pics)
Why it’s…it’s…kind tasteful! Who the hell greenlit this design? I thought Super Bowl rings were supposed to be fourteen different colors and have neon and strobe lights on them. Oh well. An earlier representation of the ring was made available by Steve Weatherford, the punter for the Giants, who tweeted a pic of the ring on Eli […]
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55-Year-Old Grandma Tries Out For The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleading Squad (Video)
Sacha Heppell’s attempt to make the Denver Broncos’ cheerleading squad as a male was nothing more than a joke. Sharon Simmons’ attempt to make the Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleading squad as a 55-year-old grandma is anything but that. While Sharon may be old enough to be the mother of most of the other women trying out […]
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Eli Manning Helps Out Little Brothers During SNL Skit (Video)
Being the younger brother of Peyton Manning hasn’t been easy for New York Giants starting quarterback Eli Manning. Despite leading his team to two Super Bowl titles and winning two Super Bowl MVP awards, Eli is still regarded as only the second-best Manning brother, and chances are that will never change no matter how many […]
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Here Is The 911 Call Made By Junior Seau’s Girlfriend (Audio)
With many still mourning the tragic loss of Junior Seau, 9-1-1 has released the audio tape of his girlfriend’s frantic call after she discovered his body with a gunshot wound through the chest and a gun next to his lifeless body on Wednesday. The thought of Seau taking his own life is already chilling enough […]
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Junior Seau Dead At Age 43
Earlier in the day we brought you a happy tale from the NFL, as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers signed paralyzed Rutgers defensive tackle Eric LeGrand. Now we bring you some very sad NFL news, as it has been reported that former Pro Bowl linebacker Junior Seau is dead at the age of 43. The news […]
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Buccaneers Sign Paralyzed Rutgers DT Eric LeGrand
Some are calling this the “feel-good story of the day.” I am calling this the “feel-good story of the year.” It comes courtesy of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, who had themselves a solid draft by picking up the likes of strong safety Mark Barron and running back Doug Martin. However, they made their most impressive […]
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This Chick Wants To Sleep With Mr. Irrelevant (Video)
To myself and 99.99% of the world’s population, “Mr. Irrelevant” is exactly what his name says he is. Irrelevant! But for one seemingly lonely woman from New York City, the 2012 NFL Draft’s “Mr. Irrelevant” is the only man that matters. Brianne released the following video, which describes exactly what she has in store for […]
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And The Award For Hottest NFL Draft Day MILF Goes To…Matt Kalil’s Mom!
Moments ago we gave Ryan Tannehill’s wife, Lauren, the award for the “Hottest NFL Draft Day WAG.” Now we are set to hand out our award for the “Hottest NFL Draft Day MILF.” And the award goes to… Matt Kalil’s mom! Kalil was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings with the fourth overall pick, and shortly […]
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And The Award For Hottest NFL Draft Day WAG Goes To…Ryan Tannehill!
During his final year as a starter for the Texas A&M Aggies, Ryan Tannehill put up 3744 yards and 29 touchdowns through the air, and another 306 yards and four touchdowns on the ground, while leading the nation’s 18th-ranked passing offense to a 7-6 record last season. Those numbers seemed to impress the Miami Dolphins […]
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Roger Goodell And Melvin Ingram Had A Secret Handshake (Video)
Former South Carolina Gamecocks defensive end Melvin Ingram may not like NHL commissioner Roger Goodell all that much after he is handed his first fine for an illegal hit to an opponent’s head, but at the moment the two appear to be the best of friends. And they weren’t hiding their new-found friendship from anyone […]
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AshleyMadison.com Offers $1-Million For Tim Tebow’s Virginity (Taiwanese Animated Video)
As you may have already heard, AshleyMadison.com, the adult dating site that encourages married men and women to engage in an extramarital affair, is offering $1-million to any woman who can prove that she has taken Tim Tebow’s virginity, as they believe that there is no way the bible-hugging back-up quarterback will be able to […]
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Running Back David Wilson Performs 13 Consecutive Backflips With No Hands (Video)
Two years ago Jason Pierre-Paul impressed everyone with his 15 consecutive back-flips at the NFL Combine prior to the 2010 NFL Draft. The South Florida Bulls’ defensive end would end up getting drafted by the New York Giants with the 15th overall pick in that draft. During his second season with the team, he recorded […]
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This Subway Sculpture Of Robert Griffin III Looks Delicious
Former Baylor University quarterback and future Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III may be a tremendous athlete and a top prospect in the upcoming NFL Draft, but he doesn’t appear to be all that appetizing. This three-foot Subway sculpture of the projected second-overall pick, one the other hand, looks awfully delicious. After signing RG3 to […]
