NFL
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Is There Anything Peyton Manning CAN’T Do? Yup. Dance. (Video)
I don’t want to say Peyton Manning doing the “white man’s overbite” when dancing was a foregone conclusion, but let’s just say that I was relieved that my expectations were met when I saw this video. Peyton Manning, apparently rebounding from his recent Super Bowl trouncing, decided that Broncos training camp was an appropriate forum […]
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Stephen A. Smith Apologizes for Friday’s Thoughtless Remarks Regarding Domestic Violence (Video)
On Friday, a day after the NFL announced that it would suspend wife-beating Ravens running back Ray Rice for two whole games, ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith got on his First Take soapbox and basically insinuated that, sometimes, a woman instigates a beatin’. I kid you not. Here’s the main part of his argument: But what I’ve […]
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Peyton Manning Getting Tackled by His Adorable Kids Is the Gosh Darn Peyton Manningest Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Video + Pics)
The start of NFL training camp doesn’t get the wistful, nostalgic treatment from the press and public that the start of baseball spring training gets. Sports fans are just as excited about it, but nobody writes any poems or sonnets romanticizing it. The NFL may be trying to change that, though. In recent years, they’ve been […]
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Miralem Pjanic’s 60-Yard Soccer Goal Came After Field Goal Practice with the Denver Broncos (Videos)
Miralem Pjanic made headlines with his 60-yard boot that sailed over the head of Manchester United keeper Ben Amos‘ head, and evidence is surfacing quickly that the kick was no fluke. In fact, he’d been practicing long-range kicks with an American football team just one day earlier. The Denver Broncos, specifically. Pjanic was taped knocking […]
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Colts Owner Jim Irsay Appears at Training Camp, Starts Tossing Out $100 Bills Like a Classy Gentleman (Tweet)
If you believe that money can’t buy redemption, then recently disgraced Colts owner Jim Irsay would like you to shut your mouth right now. Irsay was arrested in March for driving under the influence, and faces trial in August, but he’s recently begun his attempt to raise his profile publicly. And it would appear he’s going straight […]
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Keith Olbermann Rips NFL a New One After Ray Rice Gets Suspended Just Two Games for Beating His Wife (Video)
It’s very fitting that the Justin Blackmon arrest and the NFL’s suspension of Ray Rice happened in the same week, because the juxtaposition of these two stories makes it clear that, when it comes to disciplining its players, the NFL is a joke. Actually, when it comes to disciplining its players, the NFL is more […]
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Third Time’s the Charm? Watch Justin Blackmon Get Arrested for Weed (Video)
You’re never going to believe this, but Justin Blackmon was arrested for a third time on Wednesday. This time it was for drugs. Drafted fifth overall by the Jacksonville Jaguars in 2012, the former Oklahoma State wide receiver was suspended for the first four games of last season after his second violation of the NFL’s […]
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This Compilation of Australian Rules Football Hits May Give You Second-Hand Whiplash (Video)
Here’s the thing about Australians: they’ve got a reputation for being tough. While the reputation might be kind of overdone to Outback Steakhouse-sized proportions, it originated because they were, in fact, pretty tough. If you’re looking for definitive proof, watch the films Crocodile Dundee and Road Warrior. Then, if you still have time, watch this […]
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Johnny Manziel’s Girlfriend (Maybe) Can Shotgun a Beer Like a Champ (Video)
I’m sure the Cleveland Browns front office is just charmed to shit by this piece of breaking news. Colleen Crowley, a TCU student who may or may not think she’s a model on Instagram, has uploaded a video of herself in a bikini shotgunning some Bud Light. She’s in college, so being in a bikini […]
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We’re in the Dregs of Summer, So Here’s a One-Handed Sammy Watkins Catch from Buffalo Bills Training Camp (Video)
To be fair, this catch is pretty great. To also be fair, it takes place in a non-competitive environment in July at football training camp. BUFFALO BILLS training camp *shudder* Hurry up, and get here, football season. I guess if this was Dez Bryant or Megatron, it would be a little less newsworthy, but Sammy […]
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Cleveland Browns Fan Takes a Piss on Art Modell’s Grave, Puts the Video on YouTube (Video)
You know how Art Modell moved the Cleveland Browns to Baltimore, where they became the Ravens and won two Super Bowls, while Cleveland got an expansion team three years later that got to keep the Browns name, records, and “intellectual property”? Well, Cleveland Browns fans are pretty hardcore, and they were kind of angry about […]
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Rotund 49ers Fan Faceplants While Playing Football with Blitz, the Seahawks Mascot (Video)
Single game tickets for the 2014 Seattle Seahawks season went on sale Monday morning, so obviously anyone who was too cheap to buy multi-game packs in advance was camping out in front of the ticket windows all night…which actually makes sense, because if they don’t have money for multi-game packs, they probably don’t have jobs. […]
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Keith Olbermann Deems Tony Dungy ‘Worst Person in the World’ for Michael Sam Comments (Video)
I guess being called the “worst person in the world” isn’t so bad when it comes from Keith Olbermann, considering it’s a recurring segment on his show, so lot’s of folks have had the dubious honor. But public sentiment may say that Tony Dungy really does deserve it after his comments about openly gay NFL […]
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Fancy Boy Marshawn Lynch Parks His Lamborghini Using Velvet Ropes (Pic)
This is a funny picture for a lot of reasons, which we’ll get to in a second. But first, by way of some background, a gentleman with a Twitter account and a window in the Bay Area looked upon the street to find Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch‘s white Lamborghini parked on a very […]
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Johnny Manziel’s Cleveland Browns Jersey Is the Best-Selling Jersey in the League (Pics)
I guess it’s not surprising, but it’s a little…ok…it’s a little surprising that Johnny Manziel‘s jersey is the best-selling up to this point in the fiscal year. It’s also kind of cute. It’s not cute because Johny Manziel is a great dude or anything. He seems like a fun guy who is making a little […]
