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  • Wasted Arizona Cardinals Fan Harasses His Own Girlfriend (Video)

    Wasted Arizona Cardinals Fan Harasses His Own Girlfriend (Video)

    I’ve seen wasted idiots harass fans of the visiting team. I’ve seen them harass fans of the home team. But one thing I’ve never seen, until now, is a wasted idiot harass his own goddamn girlfriend. But that’s what we have here. At University of Phoenix Stadium on Sunday, during the Cardinals-Eagles game, one wasted […]

  • Built-Up Hockey Fight Results in One-Punch KO (Video)

    Built-Up Hockey Fight Results in One-Punch KO (Video)

    In a hockey fight, just like in boxing, the build-up doesn’t always make for a more dramatic contest. In the vein of Tyson-Spinks, here’s a hockey fight between two goons in minor league hockey. The league, known as Ligue Nord-Américaine de Hockey, is known for its bruisers, and it lives up to that billing here.  Even […]

  • Carmelo Anthony ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Cameo Is a Head-Scratcher (Video)

    Carmelo Anthony ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Cameo Is a Head-Scratcher (Video)

    The Carmelo Anthony ‘Sons of Anarchy’ cameo last night made for a pretty baffling moment. Why Carmelo? Why a Sons of Anarchy cameo? Did he hog the ball on the set? So many questions, most of which we prefer to go unanswered for the sake of comedy. However, we’ve got a few insights from Uproxx. But first…the video […]

  • J.J. Watt Delivered Some Pizza for Papa John’s…for Charity (Video)

    J.J. Watt Delivered Some Pizza for Papa John’s…for Charity (Video)

    Lest you think that the Pro-Bowl defensive lineman J.J.Watt was moonlighting slinging pizzas for Papa John’s on his off-day, let’s clear the air: Papa John’s and J.J. Watt partnered up for an event that saw 10% of all Tuesday’s sales from the chain going to Watt’s charity, the creatively-named J.J. Watt foundation. The charity provides […]

  • Chuck Norris Lookalike Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

    Chuck Norris Lookalike Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

    A Chuck Norris lookalike in Brazil suffered a fate usually reserved for characters played by the actual Chuck Norris after being tied up and robbed in his home. Unfortunately, the Chuck Norris lookalike, named Norberto Tavares de Lira, wasn’t able to put on a denim shirt with uzis strapped to it to get revenge. However, the […]

  • 30 Sexy NFL Cheerleader Halloween Costumes [2014 Edition]

    30 Sexy NFL Cheerleader Halloween Costumes [2014 Edition]

    I’m not entirely sure why I look forward to sexy NFL cheerleader Halloween costumes every year. NFL cheerleaders aren’t like regular women, some of whom use Halloween as en excuse to dress much more provocatively than they normally do. NFL Cheerleaders dress provocatively every week during the football season. So sexy NFL cheerleader Halloween costumes don’t show […]