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  • SF Runner Uses GPS Tracking Technology to Draw Penises on Maps (Pics)

    SF Runner Uses GPS Tracking Technology to Draw Penises on Maps (Pics)

    Based on that headline alone, I’d like everyone to give a round of applause to Claire Wyckoff, an avid runner who uses the Nike+ technology to track her dick-shaped runs through the Golden Gate city. Before Claire, we didn’t even know this was a thing you could do, though one time I missed an exit on […]

  • Justin Verlander Tosses His GF, Kate Upton, a Souvenir Ball at a Game…Awwwwwww! (GIF)

    Justin Verlander Tosses His GF, Kate Upton, a Souvenir Ball at a Game…Awwwwwww! (GIF)

    In case the success and front office moves by the Detroit Tigers wasn’t enough to get you interested in baseball, maybe their pitcher, Justin Verlander, giving Kate Upton a souvenir ball during a game will do the trick. You know, because “Things involving Kate Upton” > everything else. Look at how happy she looks! *dontpictureherwithherclothesoffdontpictureherwithherclothesoffdontpictureherwithherclothesoff* […]

  • And Now the Dallas Cowboys Are Fighting at Their Training Camp (GIF)

    And Now the Dallas Cowboys Are Fighting at Their Training Camp (GIF)

    As we mentioned earlier, fights at NFL training camps are nothing new. The drills are boring, new blood is mixing with old, and these guys aren’t exactly Mr. Miyagi when it comes to patience and wisdom. Throw notorious training camp troublemaker Dez Bryant into the mix, and things are bound to get a little volatile […]

  • Watch The NFL Team Logos Evolve Over the Years in This Clip (Video)

    Watch The NFL Team Logos Evolve Over the Years in This Clip (Video)

      While the NFL hasn’t experienced the hyperexpansion that plagued many leagues, it has been growing steadily over the past 80 years or so. And although the cities that have teams haven’t changed TOO much, those cities’ teams, and those teams’ logos sure have. If anything, this video will make you nostalgic for the simpler logos […]

  • 9 Dumbest Nascar Race Sponsors

    9 Dumbest Nascar Race Sponsors

    NASCAR sponsorships have been well-parodied throughout the years, most notably in the Will Ferrell comedy Talladega Nights. That movie was pretty hilarious, and we’re not terribly original, so, with a 12-month slate of ridiculous corporate synergies, and the holding of the GoBowling.com 400 this past Sunday, we feel it’s an excellent time to make fun […]